me yelling at cooper...lol.

this is a video of me yelling at my moms little purse dog (palmeranian) cooper because i was bored and its kinda cute. Sorry if your affended because i said "you dumb Niger"... and its niger with one g not 2 so i should be fine. plus i have a negro pass, so if theres a problem just ask to see it and we should be all good.





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i HATE people who think their better than other people.

Now hes a topic we all can relate too. Stuck up, asshole guys/girls who think their gods gift to this earth. I really love when people say their not stuck up, when in fact they are and flaunt around like they have something (which they don't). There are alot of these kind of people at UE and i just think their really, really funny to watch. They think their so "hott" when in fact, most of the "popular" girls at our school are ugly and fake as hell. I hate how people think their better then everyone just because they have money, and everyone that doesn't is just beneath them. I mean come on, get a life, you are shallow and no one REALLY likes you. I mean you may call me a hypocrite because i posted about how i dislike straightedgers but i don't like them for a reason, and i just don't like the ones who don't follow the guidelines. I wish everyone could just get along and be friends no matter how rich/poor you are. I myself am lucky enough to experience both sides of the matter. My dad is not well off, i mean were not poor but we don't have a lot of money, we don't have cable, we have shitty TVs, we don't go on vacation and we don't have the Internet. My mom on the other hand does have money and a lot of luxuries, flat screen TVs in almost every room, vacations, computers, laptops etc. Now just because my mom has these "great" things doesn't mean that i prefer to go there, i just go where i want regardless of what either parent has or doesn't have. I mean we can all take a lesson in some common courtesy, I'm not perfect, far from, but i don't go around treating people like pieces of shit because i "think" I'm better than them... I mean come on people, get a life, your fake and you need to realize it or your just going to be an empty, shallow person in the future...

phew...i love this blogging stuff.

girls...way too emotional.

girl are far, far, far too emotional for me too handle. I cannot understand how they can make things that are so small into things that are huuugggeeee... I mean come on girls, get over your selves. I hate how girls say that they hate starting drama when in fact most if not all girls thrive off of it. Also all girls do is complain, whethor it be hair, boys, whethor its raining out side, i mean come the fuck on, chill with that shit and grow some balls (i do mean figuratively of course). I hate how girls play mind games and get us (boys/men/teenagers) confused as hell. Girls can never give a straight answer either, if theres a problem theyll try to turn it into something that it isnt just so they can get out of the issue. I hate how girls get so stalkerish after a while and just wont leave you alone until you explode and yell their heads off. Now i mean not all girls do these things and those are the girls i like to hang around, but i hate girls that think there all that and huge ass box of potato chips ( yes a new analogy). they walk around strutting there stuff thinking there all hott and shit, when in fact, their ugly and wear to much makeup. I mean i like a girl to have a girl who wears makeup and looks nice but some girls take it too far and its nasty. I hate girls who are whores (pardon the vulgarity) and go around and flaunt that theyve had sex with numerous people, or talk about what they did with other people. Also girls have big mouths and cannot keep secrets and when you find out they told someone something they some how turn it around on you and say that "you should have told me not to tell anyone"...i mean come on! of course i didnt want you to tell someone that i cry before i go to slepp...wait what? moving on........lol....but yea, lots of girls are whack, and they need to check themselves..woot woot.peace.



sincerely yours, Jesse

i need a job.

i need a job so bad! i am poor as all hell. i use to work as a telelmarketer until the hours got to strenuous and i was forced to quit. i need to moolah so if you know of anyplace that is hiring or if you could maybe "help a brother out" thatd be great and itd be much appreciated.

drinking age lowered? i say yay..

I would like to cover a controversial topic and maybe get some peoples opinions on the matter at hand... Whats the subject? Lowering the drinking age back to 18. Now there is a lot of good reasons to lower the age and good reasons to maybe even raise the age but I'm going to cover the lowering part. Now I believe that it should be lowered, but there should be stipulations on whether or not you can drink. The government should put forth an alcohol awareness program, much like taking your road test before you can drive by yourself. In order to be able to legally drink you would have to take, and pass this course which would consist of things like drinking while driving, Alcohol poisoning, alcoholism, side effects, benefits, etc. etc. After completing this course you would be able to legally purchase/consume alcohol and drink in bars. If you didn't pass, you would be able to re-take the course, but when failed you cant drink until your 21 or until passed. Also if you abuse the privilege your drinking license would be revoked or suspended depending on the severity of the issue. MOST (not all) kids drink, including myself. I do so very responsibly by not driving under the influence, or getting in a car with someone that has been drinking. I usually drink at friends houses where I can stay the night or I just DD (designated drive) the people who are drinking. Also I believe that if your serving in any branch of the United States military and your under the legal age of 21 you should be given the right to drink. If your old enough to die for your country your old enough to have a beer or 2. Lots of kids aren't responsible enough to drink because they drive while intoxicated, or they do stupid things while drunk. Also alot of things are happening because kids can't drink so they do so unsupervised in woods or when there parents aren't home, which can be very dangerous. If teenagers were aloud to drink at bars then that would eliminate the non-supervision problem and they'd be closer to home. Lots of kids tell their parents that their going to a friends house to hang out when in fact there going to an UN-supervised party at a house, or maybe in the woods which is a bad idea because if something happens then most teenagers wouldn't know what to do.

SO there is my argument...agree disagree let me know and tell me why..I'm all ears.. id love to hear your opinions.

mass effect.

i have no idea what to write about so ill just blog on a recent game called mass effect. This is a pretty addicting game, and it also brought so cool thoughts to my mind. whats going on exactly in the game is we (the humans) find some sort of hyper speed thing on mars that lets us travel across the universe in just seconds. we meet alot of aliens and theres a council that all aliens are part of. Your trying to find and kill this bad alien who has rebelled and is causing mass havoc around the universe. wouldnt it be awsome if we found something that would let us travel across the universe and meet aliens (if there are any). the funny thing is is that all the aliens in the game speak english (sometimes broken), and how awsome would that be if other life forms spoke our language. i mean imagine being able to hang out with another life form, imagine the storys and other things we could find out from these creatures. Well any way rent/buy mass effect, its realy boring at first but it gets realy addicting when you get passed the boring stuff.

sorry guys.

i wont be posting at all this week because its my dads week and i dont have the webnets there...sorry...

first donation.

well i recieved my first donation for the USO by ashley brannon... thank you verymuch for your donation its much appreciated and for your kindness youll receive a marine corps lanyard and you name will be put under the "who donated" section on the right hand side... thanks again and i mean come on guys lets step it up!

has swearing become acceptable?

Alright so i was thinking about something i could write about and something that came to mind was how swearing now a-days is highly acceptable. I mean back in the old days even when i was a kid if my older brother colin swore he would literally get his mouth washed out with soap and one time at my baby sitters house when i was about 3 i said crap and my baby sitter had the great idea to put hot sauce in my mouth(i now love hot things lol). Now a days you can say Fu** (the god of all swear words) infront of most anybody and it just rolls off them like oil on water. Swearing has become an everyday thing, and even is used in every conversation for some people. I talked to my grandma and she said when she was young even saying crap would get you an after school detention and a parent notification slip. Now teachers themselves are swearing like sailors. I mean is this a good thing? My chorale teacher Mr.gleason says that swearing makes you sound dumb and that if you use those words frequently then you are dumb, but i mean technically people who swear are smarter because we have a broader (although dirtier) vocabulary then those who are too candy ass to let a swear word out once in while. I swear like theres no tomorrow, i mean its just the way i speak, although i dont swear around people like my parents or family due to respect. Did you know that the movie industry is even allowing the word fu** atleast one time per movie in pg-13 movies? I think thats hilarious but at the same time bad, because i hear little kids cursing like its nothing, and that my friends is un-cool. i even yell at my brother when he swears around me and hes 16. have you noticed weve even been creating new words that are derogatory in nature just to spice things up a bit? Is it even possible to make a new swear word because i thought they were all cast in stone when jesus died on the cross or something like that. I think we should implement a swear jar in every class room. If you're not familiar with what a swear jar is its a jar you put money in when you swear, the more naughty the word, the more money you have to put in. I mean we could raise a hell of a lot of money that way because i bet theres a shit load of kids that would love to swear even if it means theyd lose some of their lunch money.


im not crying, nooooooo, theres just a little bit of dust in my eye from the trail that you blazed when you said your goodbye.

help our soldiers/veterans, please donate!

well here we go. as some of you may or may not know i am currently enlisted in the marine corps DEP (delayed entry program). what this means is that i enlisted 365 days before i leave for bootcamp, and ill be leaving for bootcamp july 8, 2008 along with steve wasko, and ben walsh. Now ive always supported our troops and its been my life long goal/ dream to join the military, so i decided its time to step it up a notch and help those in need. Im starting a "help our troops" fund. ALL this money will be going to the USO (United Service Organization) to help our troops over sea's and returning soldiers. Please donate some money, i will be giving the paypal username and password to mrs.krieger so that This fund CAN BE TRUSTWORTHY. ALL the money and i mean all (every penny) will be donated to the USO. For more information on the USO click the link below. and please every penny helps, Just think about all those men and women fighting for our freedoms. If you cant donate money, keep them in your prayors and try to help in other ways.


Sincerely,
Poolee Beach, USMC


FYI. The donate button is in the upper right hand corner..

for more information on the USO copy and paste the link below.

https://www.uso.org/donate/custom.aspx?id=573&p=116

why papa, why!

Dear Diary,

So today I went to the gym, aka courtjester, to get my swell on. I get done and of course what is there right outside the gym that taunts me every day? A papa johns. Well some of you may or may not know that i am currently unemployed and poor as all hell, so i cant afford a papa johns pizza. Why are they so expensive? I mean its like $13 for one large pizza and the pizzas arent even that big! I mean come on papa, your pizza is good, but not THAT good. So basically i sat here depressed because my rents wouldnt buy me a pizza and i was forced to eat leftover hungarian chiken (ethnic ay?). Well theres my rant for the day hope you all liked it..



henry and oglethorp?...not invited is the end of that sentance.

F**K straightedge

well here we go. now that i have my own blog to rant and rave about im going to do so. and heres my first controversial topic. Little straight edge faggots. Now I know this will stir some conflict but im warning if you are indeed straight edge then you should leave, now, dont read this, im about to speak my opinion as most straightedgers do themselves. Well here we go.

WARNING THIS CONTAINS AFFENSICE MATERIAL AND MAY MAKE SOME STRAIGHTEDGES FEEL BAD.DO NOT READ IF EASILY AFFENDED.



I highly dislike if not hate straightedge kids. They are annoying and most of them arent even real straightedges. True Straight edges come from back in the punk day where a bunch of homosexuals decided to get together and decide to put a label on "being healthy". hence the gay word straightedge. Now before i go any further i want everyone to know that i have no problem with the gay population i have many gay friends who r the coolest people i know, but most straight edge people i know of are closet gays. They prance around telling people how bad it is to smoke or drink when in all actuality drinking in moderation (1-2 beer/glasses of wine a day) promotes a healthy heart and is actually recomended by doctors. Now true straightedge kids are not actually straightedge. why? because straightedgers are vegans and have decided to put NO harmful CHEMICALS into there body, now inorder to do this you would need to find a vegan store (down to earth), or grow your own produce, because there are chemicals in meat and most everything we eat. Most straightedge kids drink caffeinated soda which caffein is a drug, along with over the counter pain medications like ibprufen, tylenol, excedron etc. etc, which are all in fact "harmful" drugs. Also straightedges believe that being abstinant is important, meaning that they will not have sex until marriage. I especially hate when they wear tight ass girl pants, with a belt, but the pants still fall down because their wearing there studded belt for its style although they dont all do this. I mean im not saying that being straightedge is a bad thing but i mean come on, live life a little and if your going to say your something then be that something and follow all the guidelines, otherwise ur jus a scenester whos tryin to be emo nd shit....bleh... i hate emo's to but thats a different topic for a different time.

SORRY IF I AFFENDED ANYONE BUT I WARNED YOU AT THE TOP!

here i am....rock you like a hurricane.

Education.

I think school education is becoming more and more undesirable for some students. The dropout rate is higher than ever and i think its because students are to advanced, technology wise, to keep up with old teaching methods. I think that if teachers used things that involved technology more students would understand certain things. Alot of students would love to have a laptop to be able to write their notes down, because lets face it writing is a hassle and most people can type a hell of alot better than they can write. Teachers should use more things like youtube to help students be able to better relate to certain topics, and use the television and the interwebs to give students visual representations of the topic at hand rather than using textbooks. Also i think alot of students have trouble staying awake and paying attention to alot of the boring things teachers preach/teach, but when a movie comes on or fun projects are presented then students are all ears, therefore these USEFUL methods should be used more often. Also if homeworkd assignments were posted online with the option of sending the completed assignment through the webs, then more students would do so. I know alot of people dont have access to the internet or even a computor and thats why there should be a laptop givin to every student who is in need of one, because if you dont have access to the internet or a computor you wont be getting as good an education or learn as much as someone that does. But yea we need more technology in the classroom because itd help educate students in a way they can relate too.

Looking round' the room i can see that you, are the most beautiful girl in the....room...yea the whole wide room.

c'mon lighten up a bit?

well hello there?! My names jesse and heres my first blog. todays topic....hmm, uhhh.. oh yeah. Today I had talent show auditions... and let me tell you something, the judges need to lighten up a wee-bit. Will M and I are doing two things, singing a cover of flight of the conchords, and covering rappers delight. We get done with our flight of the conchords song and they tell us we have to change a lyric that says " and we can feel each other up on the coach"...ummm yea.no. I went on to explain that people have been feeling eachother up on the coach since the world began, i mean come on Adam and Eve? well anyway, if their so worried about having kids hear things that are "innapropriate" then they should try and sensor such movies as Happy Feet because, i mean, have you seen that movie? its like a goddamn penguin porno, i bet if u played that movie in a room full of male and female penguins, youd come back to alot more than them feelin eachother up on the coach.

my rhymes are so potent that in this short segment i made all the girls in mrs.kriegers class pregnant.